"Hey guys, what should we all do today?"

Our phones are racist.

You'd think she would at least get her profession right.

Make room on your bookshelf...

The literary canon is complete.

This is Madness!

I have no idea what this is a jug of, but I saw it in an art classroom and snapped a picture. The caps make it work for me.

Anne Burrell is a Super Saiyan

"That stove is too cold. Turn it up."
"Over 300?"
"Higher."
"Over 400?"
"Higher."
"450?"
"...that should be fine."

As seen on a movie theater butter machine. The more you read it, the less sense it makes.